Sweet Sixteen: The Conquests of Charles XII
When
one thinks of Sweden the last thing that comes to mind is a country of great
conquerors. How could a tiny nation that
sat out both world wars have conquered anything of note? However, a few hundred years back they were
one of the big kids on the block. Most
people with more than a passing knowledge of military history will have heard
of the great Swedish leader Gustavus Adolphus and his exploits during the 30 Years
War. At the moment he needn't concern
us except that, thanks to a string of warlike rulers, Sweden had built up an
empire that spanned most of the Baltic.
Swedish Empire
By
the late 1600s though, it seemed like their best days were behind them. Their ruler, Charles XI, was so shy that he
needed his mother to speak to parliament on his behalf. Needless to say, the rest of the Baltic was
licking its lips by the time Charles XI died of cancer in 1697. The best part was that he was succeeded by a
fifteen year old boy: Charles XII.
Russia, Denmark-Norway, Saxony, and Poland all signed on to a
kill-the-Swedes alliance and set out to attack every Swedish holding within
reach. How dangerous could some kid
really be?
Charles XII of Sweden
Very
dangerous, as it turned out. With an
army of 77,000 men Charles was faced with the admittedly difficult task of defending
holdings scattered across the Baltic against a coalition with more than 360,000
troops. Denmark struck first by
attacking various Swedish holdings in what is now Germany. Charles responded by landing an army outside
their capitol and forcing them out of the war.
With his western flank secured, Charles rushed his army east to deal
with Russia. Peter the Great had sent an
army of 40,000 troops to besiege the Swedish city of Narva. Charles quickly arrived with a relief force
of about 8,000 troops. The Russians never
stood a chance. Attacking under the
cover of a blizzard, Charles routed the Russian army, sustaining only 667
casualties. Peter was un-phased and
reverted to the age-old Russian infantry tactic: if at first you don't succeed,
send in the second wave! He eventually
took the city four years later while Charles was busy elsewhere.
Russians
surrender at Narva
Having
crushed two major powers in a single year, Charles decided to one-up himself
and marched against Poland-Lithuania and Saxony. I'll spare you the accounts of each battle,
but needless to say he crushed every army he faced and eventually stood as the
unopposed master of Northeastern Europe.
It
was here that Charles chose to follow the path of most great conquers: invade
Russia while wearing short-shorts. His
army froze to death, his Ukrainian allies proved to be incompetents, and Peter had
an endless supply of cannon fodder to throw at him. Despite all of this, Charles still almost won but was eventually routed at
the Battle of Poltava. Even here, the
defeat is not technically his as he had recently been injured and had given
command over to his subordinates. After
this battle Charles was forced to flee to the Ottoman Empire.
Battle of Poltava
The
Ottomans had always been enemies of the Russians, but they were hesitant to
enter into a war on Sweden's behalf. Eventually
growing tired of Charles's warmongering they arrested him and locked him
up. Eventually managing to make his way
back to Sweden, Charles found that his empire had crumbled in his absence. With boundless enthusiasm, he rallied a new
army and marched into Norway in 1718. It
was fighting here that he took a bullet to the head and died at the age of 36,
ending the tale of Charles XII.